I am in pursuit of the perfect origami giraffe. Below are the attempts and failures. I have yet to complete this journey successfully, but I shall overcome. For the model I am making, both paper type and size are of the utmost importance. See below my first attempt that ended with appearing like a sort of stylized trilobite.

What is this?
Who knows exactly what that was? So, anyway, I decided not to waste anymore of my good Origami paper and pulled out the old copier paper. I largely use old paper from my days as a financial advisor. Certainly don’t need those documents anymore. Below is the fearsome result.

This is a statement on the deformed perspective of American cinema concerning the plight of underpriviledged giraffes.
While certainly giraffe-esque, I would hesitate to call this a giraffe. It’s more like a Big Bird minotaur. After that failure I decided to go back to my “good” paper. Obviously my previous failures were due to a bad start and bad paper. So here is the third attempt.

The body is much better, but the face is like a baby elephant's
So, this is where it stands. I have apparently been tampering with the origami gene pool since I am producing twisted hybrids of our beautiful natural world. But I am undaunted. Eventually, I will find paper good and big enough. I will make an origami Giraffe so magnificent that all my readers will proclaim, “Yeah, that’s probably a waste of his time.” Until then, thanks for reading!
RQ